Couples therapy
For queer, neurodivergent, kinky & poly
folx who want to fight less and fuck more
$275 per 50-minute session
75- and 90-min sessions available
Right now, it’s eggshells and“You don’t get me at all”
💥 Fights start over a read text and end with, “Why are you so sensitive?!”
💥 You “forgave” them. But the old shit keeps creeping back into every fight.
💥 You're exhausted from trying so hard and still feeling so far apart.
💥 You have a secret stash of kink quizzes and attachment reels. You watch them at 2AM, alone, and wonder if you’ll ever send one.
💥 Old patterns turn a single text into a blow-up about abandonment.
💥 You want more sex. Or less sex. Or different sex. And nobody knows how to say it without someone crying.
💥 You finally said, “What if we opened things up?” They made a joke to escape. Now everything’s tense and weird.
Your relationship isn’t broken or doomed.
It's caught in patterns that no longer work.
And patterns can change.
I offer virtual couples therapy across Louisiana for partners who want to work through communication breakdowns, recurring conflict, intimacy and sex challenges, betrayal, life transitions, and the overwhelming loneliness that shows up when you no longer recognize your relationship.
What it could feel like instead
💖 Fights happen, but no one sobs in the shower or tiptoes around for days
💖 You understand what's actually happening underneath the fight instead of arguing about the dishes for the 82nd time
💖 You say the scary thing. They lean in instead of pulling away
💖 You finally send the kink quiz. They’re into it (OMG!), and you’re already planning next Friday around Question 17
💖 You actually repair. Not just "move on." Real repair.
💖 You feel like real teammates again
And the sex? 🔥 🫦
When safety goes up, when we make sex fit YOU… ufff. Toes curl.
That first-date electricity? ⚡🔥
It comes back when you stop fighting with each other and start fighting for each other.
Therapy for your actual relationship
This isn't "Try date night!" while you're bleeding out emotionally.
Together we'll:
🔧 Break the conflict cycles that keep you in the same old fight
💬 Communicate when one of you shuts down and the other explodes
💖 Rebuild trust after hurt, betrayal, infidelity, or years of misunderstanding
🖇️ Repair the stuff you’ve been tiptoeing around
💗 Make each other feel safe instead of walking on eggshells
🤔 Decide what kind of relationship you actually want, and either fix it or leave it with clarity
🧠 Understand how trauma, attachment, ADHD, autism, family history, and stress are shaping your relationship
🔥 Build hot intimacy that feels safe, exciting, and so much fun
Let’s talk about sex!
We talk about sex because sex is part of relationships.
That might include:
Wanting less sex than your partner
“Performance” anxiety
Kinks and BDSM
Emotional safety
Opening a relationship
Poly boundaries & group sex
Pelvic pain
Sexual trauma
Shame
Jealousy
Avoidance
All of it
Nothing is too awkward. Nothing is too weird.
My couples therapy approach
I blend practical tools with deep relationship work.
That means we aren't just learning better communication.
We're changing the patterns underneath it.
Whether you're monogamous, polyamorous or ENM, kinky, queer, neurodivergent, or some fabulous combination of the above, you won’t have to educate me about your life to get started.
My work draws from:
Attachment & emotionally focused therapy (EFT): Stop “Do you still love me?” from feeling like a ticking bomb
Somatic & mindfulness approaches: Because your body decides if your partner feels safe before your brain does
Family systems therapy: So your partner stops paying for what your ex, your parents, or middle school did
Concrete communication tools: Quick, usable strategies when a level 10 fight hits
I also have deep experience supporting:
Queer relationships
Neurodivergent couples, including 👉Autism, ADHD, and AuDHD
Kink and BDSM dynamics
Polyamorous & ethically non-monogamous (ENM) partners and polycules
Cross-cultural couples
Choosing the right session length
Every relationship is different. So are the conversations we're having.
We'll decide together what makes the most sense. You're never locked into one session length forever.
75 minutes (recommended)
The sweet spot for most couples.
Long enough to slow down, understand what's underneath the conflict, and actually repair instead of stopping just as things get productive.
Great for:
✨ Most couples and polycules
✨ Communication struggles
✨ Recurring conflict
✨ Intimacy work
✨ Repairing and rebuilding trust
50 minutes
Best for:
✨ Lower-conflict relationships
✨ Skill building and communication practice
✨ Ongoing maintenance
✨ Weekly sessions
90 minutes
Ideal when life (or your relationship) is especially complicated.
Often the best fit for:
✨ High-conflict moments
✨ Polycules and multiple partners
✨ Opening a relationship to ENM
✨ Infidelity recovery
✨ Major life decisions
✨ Partners traveling or coordinating multiple schedules
Let's see if we're a good fit
Here’s how to book a free 15-minute phone consult. No pressure, no sales pitch. Just a quick call to see if we click.
Go to my portal: https://glitterspace.sessionshealth.com/
Click “I’m a new client”
The portal will automatically select the Free Telephone Consultation option
Pick a time that works for you
Enter your contact info and click “Send Request”
And you’re set! I’ll confirm your request and call you at the time you chose