Couples & polycules therapy

Reclaim queer, kinky, or poly
joy & pleasure on YOUR terms

 $210 per 50-minute session

Right now, it’s eggshells and“You don’t get me at all”

💥 Fights start over a read text and end with, “Why are you so sensitive?!”

💥 You “forgave” them. But the old shit keeps creeping back into every fight.

💥 You have a secret stash of kink quizzes and attachment reels. You watch them at 2AM, alone, and wonder if you’ll ever send one.

💥 Old patterns turn a single text into a blow-up about abandonment.

💥 You want more sex. Or less sex. Or different sex. And nobody knows how to say it without someone crying.

💥 You finally said, “What if we opened things up?” They made a joke to escape. Now everything’s tense and weird.

You're not broken or doomed. You’re overdue for an upgrade.

What it could feel like instead

💖 Fights happen, but no one sobs in the shower or tiptoes around for days.

💖 You say the scary thing. They lean in instead of pulling away.

💖 You finally send the kink quiz. They’re into it (OMG!), and you’re already planning next Friday around Question 17.

💖 You actually repair. Not just “move on.” Repair.

And the sex?

When safety goes up, pleasure follows. 🔥 🫦

That first-date electricity? ⚡🔥

It comes back when you stop fighting with each other start fighting for each other.

This isn’t “polite” therapy

It’s not “Have you tried a weekly check-in?” while you’re both drowning.

It’s not me nodding while you rehash the same argument for the fifteenth time.

We’ll give you the tools to:

🔧 De-escalate before fights turn into three-day grudge matches

🔧 Repair the stuff you’ve been tiptoeing around

🔧 Communicate when one of you shuts down and the other explodes

🔧 Make each other feel safe instead of walking on eggshells

🔧 Decide what kind of relationship you actually want, and either fix it or leave it with clarity

And yes. We’ll probably talk about sex.

Not in a weird clinical way. Not in a shamey way.

In a real way.

  • Desire discrepancies

  • “Performance” anxiety

  • Kink and turn-ons

  • Needing to feel emotionally safe first

  • Pelvic pain

  • Jealousy

  • Avoidance

  • All of it

How sessions help

Your relationship is not generic. Our therapy isn’t be either. I integrate:

  • Attachment & Emotion-Focused Therapy: Stop “Do you still love me?” from feeling like a ticking bomb

  • Somatic & Mindfulness Tools: Because your body decides if your partner feels safe before your brain does

  • Family Systems Therapy: So your partner stops paying for what your ex, your parents, or middle school did

  • Concrete communication tools: Quick, usable strategies when a level 10 fight hits

I also have deep experience with:

  • Queer relationships

  • Kink and power dynamincs

  • Ethical non-monogamy and polycules

  • Neurodivergent couples, including 👉 ADHD

  • Cross-cultural partnerships

You won’t have to educate me on your existence.

Get that first date feeling back

Here’s how to book a free 15-minute phone consult. No pressure, no sales pitch. Just a quick call to see if we click.

  • Go to my portal: https://glitterspace.sessionshealth.com/

  • Click “I’m a new client”

  • Select Free Telephone Consultation

  • Pick a time that works for you

  • Enter your contact info and click “Send Request”

And you’re set! I’ll confirm your request and call you at the time you chose